Finally, school year 2006-2007 has finally left the building! Now is the time for me to hit the beach, the sand and the books..... Wait! What!!!
Unfortunately for me, I have to spend my summer going to school. Its not that I am retarded or I flunked my class ( I am the top three of our batch, mind you ), Its because I passed the Ateneo Junior Summer Class, fancy huh? Its some sort of preparation for college....
Anyway, updates.... Hmm.... I finally confessed my undying "love" to my object of affection, namely Ronald Belandres through mail; I got a surprise visit from my classmate today, at my house, where I am in tatters, where it is dirty; I managed to reain my sanity; I have revived my love for Hades; and I managed to have a complete second season of supernatural. Cool, huh?
Next school year.... Huh.... I've got to do some stuff...... Oh, yeah! I am now a descendant of McDonald- Hertz-Copernicus, although I wish that I was placed in Faraday so I can be an official descendant of Kelvin Lagota- Del Mundo, Pauling, Hertz, Faraday. That would have been nice....
Hmm.... I know, I'm rambling... Hmm..... What else?...
I am currently into fanfics about Hades and Persephone. Yup!
I am being pressed by my loyal reviewers to update my fic on hades and sephie. How touching!
I am being pestered by my mom to lose weight. So revolting!
I am quite drained....
Sayonara!!
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
It Was NOT Supposed To Be Like This!
My post for today has absolutely nothing to do with the picture above. I just thought that Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross looked good.
I will tell you a story about a girl and a boy.
A girl has this huge crush on a boy. A big boy, an older boy. The girl has carried on this torch for months now but the boy still doesn't know about it. One day the girl's friends decided to take the matter into their own hands. They asked the contact information of the boy and gave it to the girl. The girl, slightly confused, embarrased and disoriented just took the number and hid it on her notebook.
The day arrived when the girl got her cellphone back, after it's long rest in a pawnshop. But the girl still didn't contact the boy eventhough there is only 1 month left until graduation.
One saturday, after concluding their practice, the girl, feeling a little tipsy and trigger-happy, mustered up the courage to text the boy. And joys of joys, the boy texted back. Although the boy was apprehensive at first, they were able to communicate well. The problem is, the girl has entangled herself in a web of lies carefully done by no one else but herself.
Now, after a long week of texting, the boy has finally revealed his true identity. Which the girl already knew in the first place but the boy didn't. I know this is complicated but its a teenage thing. Yeah, it sucks.
Anyway, the girl is now in a dilemna, to reveal her true identity and lose the boy or to continue avoiding the meeting and just be content to hide in the shadows of technology?
For more information on this story, just see me.
Hah, life kicks you in the arse....
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
The Philippine Elections
What is a Philippine election?
It all begins when the country's brightest, most highly qualified inhabitants, the young dynamic
professionals, citizens who have the potential to make good leaders, get together and examine the country'sproblems, the state of politics and the long-term national prospects
What happens next?
They decide to emigrate
And after that?
Another group of bright people get together
What do they do?
They also emigrate
And then?
And so on and so forth
What does any of this have to do with a Philippine election?
When talented, smart and highly qualified potential leaders leave the country all the time, who are you left with? Retired basketball players? Toilet comedians? Bad actors and actresses? Spoiled vicious rich kids?Ageing and debauched hermaphrodites? You're now ready to hold a Philippine election
How important are elected officials to the Philippines ?
Nobody's been able to figure out an answer to that one
What's at stake in a Philippine election?
Prizes and surprises! Millions in cash! Dream houses! The vacations of your choice! Fun for the entire family! That's from the politician's point of view
How many positions are waiting to be filled in the coming elections?
About 17,000 public offices and a still undetermined number of graves
So it's like a lotto?
Sort of, except that when you lose you could lose your life
Who are qualified to run?
Anyone at all! Generally, any person of any citizenship who's alive, of a certain age, goodcharacter and able to summon a mob huge enough to intimidate the Supreme Court
What kind of candidates have the most chances of winning?
ARTISTS who have the CONFIDENCE of the people
You mean a con artist?, don't you?
You said it, we didn't
Who are qualified to vote?
Those willing to be bussed around and go a hard day's work visiting a lot of precints during election day.
Talk about parties in the Philippines
Everybody loves going to parties in the Philippines
No, POLITICAL parties.
Oh!. Well, in the past there used to be only two parties, the Liberalistas and the Nacionalistas. Now there are several dozen, but they still all fall under two main parties: the Sosyalites and the Opportunistas
What's the difference between the two parties?
Sosyalites love parties. Opportunistas will join any
Explain what this year's presidential elections is all about
Did you hear the one about the murderer, the thief, the incompetent and the idiot?
No, is that a joke?
That's the presidential election
You're a cynical bastard, aren't you?
No no no, we're not running for office
Why are there so many international observers who come to a Philippine election?
They're fascinated by all the strange phenomena which accompany it
What are you talking about?
Miracles are a dime a dozen during elections here. Vicious criminals suddenly become saintly leaders.Voters fly. The dead cast their ballots. Morons become national leaders.
Why is the Church so closely involved in elections?
They're also interested in studying the miracles. Also, priests are needed to administer the last sacraments to all the people who're killed
Philippine elections sound like theyre really violent and bloody
Not really. Not more than several dozen die on the average. Why thats only a teensy fraction of the population! And everything blows over after election day, so the country can bet back to its usual kidnapping, wholesale graft, hostage taking and coup attempts
How clean are Philippine elections?
Lets put it this way: if Philippine elections were your house you wouldnt want to live in it
What are guns, goons and gold??
Three traditional important elements of a successful election. Theres a new one: film credits
How come this pamphlet doesn't include a question that goes why can't all candidates just jump in the lake??
That question looks like it was just gratuitously put into this article for very naughty purposes. We decline to answer it
How can you tell an election outcome is suspicious?
Power failures in very specific rooms where the counting is taking place. Numbers that start losing zeroes as the days go by.
Can't the candidates, out of the goodness of their hearts, put a stop to crooked elections?
You really ARE from another planet, aren't you?
It all begins when the country's brightest, most highly qualified inhabitants, the young dynamic
professionals, citizens who have the potential to make good leaders, get together and examine the country'sproblems, the state of politics and the long-term national prospects
What happens next?
They decide to emigrate
And after that?
Another group of bright people get together
What do they do?
They also emigrate
And then?
And so on and so forth
What does any of this have to do with a Philippine election?
When talented, smart and highly qualified potential leaders leave the country all the time, who are you left with? Retired basketball players? Toilet comedians? Bad actors and actresses? Spoiled vicious rich kids?Ageing and debauched hermaphrodites? You're now ready to hold a Philippine election
How important are elected officials to the Philippines ?
Nobody's been able to figure out an answer to that one
What's at stake in a Philippine election?
Prizes and surprises! Millions in cash! Dream houses! The vacations of your choice! Fun for the entire family! That's from the politician's point of view
How many positions are waiting to be filled in the coming elections?
About 17,000 public offices and a still undetermined number of graves
So it's like a lotto?
Sort of, except that when you lose you could lose your life
Who are qualified to run?
Anyone at all! Generally, any person of any citizenship who's alive, of a certain age, goodcharacter and able to summon a mob huge enough to intimidate the Supreme Court
What kind of candidates have the most chances of winning?
ARTISTS who have the CONFIDENCE of the people
You mean a con artist?, don't you?
You said it, we didn't
Who are qualified to vote?
Those willing to be bussed around and go a hard day's work visiting a lot of precints during election day.
Talk about parties in the Philippines
Everybody loves going to parties in the Philippines
No, POLITICAL parties.
Oh!. Well, in the past there used to be only two parties, the Liberalistas and the Nacionalistas. Now there are several dozen, but they still all fall under two main parties: the Sosyalites and the Opportunistas
What's the difference between the two parties?
Sosyalites love parties. Opportunistas will join any
Explain what this year's presidential elections is all about
Did you hear the one about the murderer, the thief, the incompetent and the idiot?
No, is that a joke?
That's the presidential election
You're a cynical bastard, aren't you?
No no no, we're not running for office
Why are there so many international observers who come to a Philippine election?
They're fascinated by all the strange phenomena which accompany it
What are you talking about?
Miracles are a dime a dozen during elections here. Vicious criminals suddenly become saintly leaders.Voters fly. The dead cast their ballots. Morons become national leaders.
Why is the Church so closely involved in elections?
They're also interested in studying the miracles. Also, priests are needed to administer the last sacraments to all the people who're killed
Philippine elections sound like theyre really violent and bloody
Not really. Not more than several dozen die on the average. Why thats only a teensy fraction of the population! And everything blows over after election day, so the country can bet back to its usual kidnapping, wholesale graft, hostage taking and coup attempts
How clean are Philippine elections?
Lets put it this way: if Philippine elections were your house you wouldnt want to live in it
What are guns, goons and gold??
Three traditional important elements of a successful election. Theres a new one: film credits
How come this pamphlet doesn't include a question that goes why can't all candidates just jump in the lake??
That question looks like it was just gratuitously put into this article for very naughty purposes. We decline to answer it
How can you tell an election outcome is suspicious?
Power failures in very specific rooms where the counting is taking place. Numbers that start losing zeroes as the days go by.
Can't the candidates, out of the goodness of their hearts, put a stop to crooked elections?
You really ARE from another planet, aren't you?
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